The tart world thought I was ready to leave,
But then I found a few more tricks up my sleeve.
Somebody Tarted has opened its doors
For men, women and some Tart Whores
Just when you thought I was gone forever..............
The Tart Pimp is back and better than ever! Welcome back for our mini stocking!
Welcome to Somebody Tarted!
Some of you may remember me from Natural Common Scents and some of you may be thinking of purchasing from me for the first time. For those of you that have bought from me in the past, let me say Thank you!! and Welcome back! For those of you that are new customers, let me tell you about our tarts.
My tarts have been making people happy for years. They are full sized tarts,weighing in at a little over an ounce. They are bigger than most tarts out there including Yankee. Even Superman has a hard time lifting them. But don't worry we will have no problem shipping them to your home, whether it's the mailman or pony express They will get there safely!
Somebody Tarted tarts are great gifts to give to your friends! Or even your local air traffic controller! Or even take to the beach with you! Pet dinosaurs seem to like them too! Just please don't fight over them! There is enough to go around!!
So here we go again!
Thanks for joining me this time around!
FYI...Will Turner not included with tart purchase.
